When Monique wears an unusually skimpy outfit to the Pirates premiere, Hank finds himself freakishly distracted.

What was that, Hank? I couldn’t hear you over your stunned gibberish.

Loose lips sink ships. In this case, it’s the S.S. Dignity.

I’m not sure if an unsexy refill is possible. Those striped popcorn bags are a real tease. And let’s not get started about straws and lids…