Hank Burns Owner / Store ManagerThe best friend of Tony, he’s a bit crass and greedy. But when the chips are down, Hank knows how to get things done even if it kills you.Tony Parsons Assistant ManagerThe best friend of Hank. He’s a twitchy guy who has an unhealthy addiction to sugary drinks.Monique Parsons Sales ClerkSister of Tony and usually the lone voice of reason when the guys get into trouble. An insanely good Pac-Man player. Calvin Grimm Sales ClerkA weird teenager Tony hired when Hank and Mo went missing.